i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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