dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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