Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
