the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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