sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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