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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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