Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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