Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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