last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I didn't notice because vodka
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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