I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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