I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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