Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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