Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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