I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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