forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
True college students do jello shots in the library
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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