well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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