party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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