I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
