sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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