I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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