Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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