if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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