Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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