I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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