Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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