would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize