Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We are two peas in an std pod
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Randomize
