i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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