I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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