Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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