Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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