i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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