I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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