There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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