I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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