did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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