i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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