Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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