doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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