just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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