Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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