Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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