There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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