I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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