brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My room smells like vodka and shame
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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