playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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