She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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