I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so let's talk penis.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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