I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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