I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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