chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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