My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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