And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i think i have two assholes
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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