This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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