But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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