It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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